May 2013
how done am i?
laugh-addict:
that done
krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
April 2013
kissthelip5-betweenmyhip5:
roaminromans:
how to play a racing game
HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
GO FAST
NEVER USE BRAKES
this also applies to driving in real life
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
spookythunder:
I embarrass myself infront of myself
cnnbreaking:
that wasn’t very pastel pale soft transparent grunge of you
shutupaubrey:
i’d probably join a gang if it meant free fruit roll ups
dooblerdoo:
if you ever feel lonely just remember in 1975 1.5 million Pet Rocks were sold
beyonce doesn’t win grammys grammys win beyonce
oscarmayerfaggot:
*someone cute likes my selfie*
laughingstation:
when shipping costs more than the item and i’m just like
ohshititsgreg:
I wish my life was more like sunglasses emoji
marinasexual:
story time
i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
yungvoodooking:
mew2:
a rapper with a lisp
wathup thawty
vvalruses:
yoitsmargaux:
vvalruses:
volkSWAGen
ohoho i see what you did there
oh thank god i thought no one saw that giant and bolded fucking word right there
rabioheab:
the world would be very different if we had one big tooth instead of a bunch of teeth
theamazingmango:
yet another unrealistic expectation for women
genericanimegirl:
buns out
wiener
but i gotta keep an eye out for selener
epic-humor:
fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
haithinkimfunny:
calliopesragingboner:
one-hamburger:
dcksp8jr:
fionaaelizabeth:
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out.
laugh-addict:
when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven
rabioheab:
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
