how done am i?
laugh-addict: that done
krvsty: yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
kissthelip5-betweenmyhip5: roaminromans: how to play a racing game HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY GO FAST NEVER USE BRAKES this also applies to driving in real life
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
spookythunder: I embarrass myself infront of myself
cnnbreaking: that wasn’t very pastel pale soft transparent grunge of you
shutupaubrey: i’d probably join a gang if it meant free fruit roll ups
dooblerdoo: if you ever feel lonely just remember in 1975 1.5 million Pet Rocks were sold
beyonce doesn’t win grammys grammys win beyonce
oscarmayerfaggot: *someone cute likes my selfie*
laughingstation: when shipping costs more than the item and i’m just like
ohshititsgreg: I wish my life was more like sunglasses emoji
marinasexual: story time i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
yungvoodooking: mew2: a rapper with a lisp wathup thawty
vvalruses: yoitsmargaux: vvalruses: volkSWAGen ohoho i see what you did there oh thank god i thought no one saw that giant and bolded fucking word right there
rabioheab: the world would be very different if we had one big tooth instead of a bunch of teeth
theamazingmango: yet another unrealistic expectation for women
genericanimegirl: buns out wiener but i gotta keep an eye out for selener
epic-humor: fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
haithinkimfunny: calliopesragingboner: one-hamburger: dcksp8jr: fionaaelizabeth: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead what do coral even get stressed about Current events Get out.
laugh-addict: when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven
rabioheab: calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery